Alien: Covenant
2017 - 20th Century Fox

Alien: Covenant is a fine thing on a technical level. This makes the sloppy narrative especially frustrating.

Pac-Man 265
2015 - Hipster Whale

I wanted more Championship Edition. What I got was Child's Edition.

The Rumpus Room
San Il Defanso / Nate Owens

"I write all of this stuff because games are just that important to me. I think about them a lot and I am actively trying to raise the level of discourse when it comes to this hobby."

Pokémon Go
2016 - Niantic / Game Freak

Also, my geocaching diary.

X-Men: Days of Future Past
2014 - 20th Century Fox

A dark, dual-timeline, super-powered science-fiction thriller, and a movie I don't think Marvel Studios could ever make  -- but I think I could make some improvements.